
Anyways, I think I had a great childhood and youth in St. Ingbert, and it is worth the notion that it was the education I received here at the local primary and secondary schools that ultimately enabled me to go to Berlin for a doctorate, and then to Chicago for even more scientific research. And for that reason I would like to share a collection of the pictures I have takes after my return.
A - my parents' house, but not my parents' car. (They drive a Citroën, a French car.)
B - the tower of the church of St. Joseph. The roof went up in flames in 2007, and they are still rebuilding it.
C - one end of the pedestrian zone. I do not remember seeing pedestrian zones in any U.S. city I have visited. I do remember this street before it became part of the pedestrian zone.
D - I was laughing so hard! Delusions of grandeur are an integral part of the nature of Germans, especially when it comes to a comparison with the United States. (But that is a different story.) Note that Germany is slightly smaller than Montana alone, and that my home area in Germany (Saarland, after the river Saar) is even smaller than Rhode Island.
E - the church of St. Engelbert, who is called St. Ingobertus in Latin. This hermit is my town's namesake. The legends make him a descendant of Irish or Scottish nobility. In case of the former, I would have a genuine right to celebrate St. Patrick's Day in Chicago!
F - a pond in the park. I used to feed the ducks with my paternal grandmother when I was a toddler. (Sadly, it is now her who cannot walk so well.)
G - the office building and chimney of the former Becker brewery. These are two landmarks of my hometown, even though the facility is now defunct.
H - a fast food booth with a long tradition. Formerly owned by a guy everyone knows as "Schleppi", this is the place in town for a "brat" from the grill.
I - a view across the valley of St. Ingbert, from the old cemetary, which is actually called the Old Cemetary. The other burial area is the larger and newer Forest Cemetary at the town limits, where there is a significant amount of forest indeed.
J - the creek in the park. Being another indication of delusion, it is called the "Grand Creek" ("Großbach").
K-N - a column at my old high school, where the class of 1996 wrote down their names. I can be found as "Alex U." on M. - The school is called Albertus-Magnus-Gymnasium, which is an example for how words have evolved to different meanings. The greek parent meant a place where both body and mind could be exercized. The English language has maintained the former, and the German language the latter meaning. Note that a Gymnasium (which is capitalized because all German nouns, proper or not, are always capitalized) is the highest tier of secondary schools and the principal road to university access. Other tiers lead to vocational training and take less years. - The degree conferred by a Gymnasium that grants access to tertiary education is called Abitur; hence the "Abilympics" theme of the decoration.
O - a stone that commemorates the tenth anniversary of the town twinning between St. Ingbert and St. Herblain in France. That is remarkable because France and Germany used to be arch-enemies, which originates from a post-Charlemagne rivalry. Charlemagne, who considered himself the heir of the Western Roman Empire, crowned himself Emperor of the Franks in the year 800, thus ruling over much of what is today Germany and France. His three sons then fought each other to reunite the Empire, but they only got as far as eliminating the one brother in the center. Over the centuries the fight was continued on several occasions, including Napoleon's conquest of central and eastern Europe and both World Wars. Since I am a fan of France and currently live as close as ten miles from the Franco-German border, I am quite happy about this new approach.
So much for the places of my youth. The show must go on of course, and I am in the middle of a job hunt right now. Therefore, this is not a sloth's lair, despite the allusion at the outset, and that is not just because sloths do not live in lairs.